It’s Good to Want
The Ultimate Wishlist Release
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noun
A wishlist or want list is an itemization of goods or services that a person or organization desires. The author may distribute copies of their list to family, friends, and other stakeholders who are likely to purchase gifts for the would-be recipient or to offer some of the listed items for sale.
When I was a young girl I asked for so much. I loved wanting even more than I loved material things. My mother, sweetly sarcastic, and overwhelmed by my desires often responded “it’s good to want.” And she was right, there is nothing better.
For my “annual” wishlist release I contacted the tasteful, the unrealistic, the consumers, and the consumed, for their ultimate wishlist.
noun
A wishlist or want list is an itemization of goods or services that a person or organization desires. The author may distribute copies of their list to family, friends, and other stakeholders who are likely to purchase gifts for the would-be recipient or to offer some of the listed items for sale.
When I was a young girl I asked for so much. I loved wanting even more than I loved material things. My mother, sweetly sarcastic, and overwhelmed by my desires often responded “it’s good to want.” And she was right, there is nothing better.
For my “annual” wishlist release I contacted the tasteful, the unrealistic, the consumers, and the consumed, for their ultimate wishlist.
Lauryn-Ashley “LA” Vandyke
(Art World Trailblazer, Scorpio) is a legend in Lower Manhattan and beyond, she has a great body, and great taste, and she wants Yuki the young Yak by Mark Ryden, a Hauser and Wirth gift card, Sleeper feather trim pajamas (one silk and one non-silk), a victorian corset, a waist trainer, Tom Ford silk boxers, a Glock 43 “the apple of guns,” and an anti-snoring chin strap in Pink. She needs a Red ATV with Camo print cover, a hunting knife, a Blendtec blender in Red, and a Prada chess set “or a beautiful antique one that’s just a few hundred dollars instead.” Wishes that know no bounds include an Equinox destination membership, Kanye Balenciaga ‘Ye 2024’ merch, and custom grillz from Grillz. Trailblazer.
(Art World Trailblazer, Scorpio) is a legend in Lower Manhattan and beyond, she has a great body, and great taste, and she wants Yuki the young Yak by Mark Ryden, a Hauser and Wirth gift card, Sleeper feather trim pajamas (one silk and one non-silk), a victorian corset, a waist trainer, Tom Ford silk boxers, a Glock 43 “the apple of guns,” and an anti-snoring chin strap in Pink. She needs a Red ATV with Camo print cover, a hunting knife, a Blendtec blender in Red, and a Prada chess set “or a beautiful antique one that’s just a few hundred dollars instead.” Wishes that know no bounds include an Equinox destination membership, Kanye Balenciaga ‘Ye 2024’ merch, and custom grillz from Grillz. Trailblazer.
Quinn Mora
(Model, Virgo)
wants all of the Miffy and Friends collectible mini-lights (remember what I said last year about beautiful women collecting things?) she also wants Dinosaur bones, teeth, and fossils... Eclectic. She has enough Balenciaga, she wants a Chanel tweed coat. She has so many meetings to go to. That’s why she also wants a Xanax perscription and “a break.” For leisure, or normality, she wants a devon rex kitten and Cookbooks from her mother.
(Model, Virgo)
wants all of the Miffy and Friends collectible mini-lights (remember what I said last year about beautiful women collecting things?) she also wants Dinosaur bones, teeth, and fossils... Eclectic. She has enough Balenciaga, she wants a Chanel tweed coat. She has so many meetings to go to. That’s why she also wants a Xanax perscription and “a break.” For leisure, or normality, she wants a devon rex kitten and Cookbooks from her mother.
Sean Koons
(Darling, DJ, Gemini)wants art made by his friends and “a feeble woman” to help install it. He has people for that, but he loves women, especially of the feeble and useful variety. He says this woman should be a model who “gives great head” and wants to “rip chops with him” after installation. He wants a second woman, “strong-handed, still feeble,” who can massage his sore back, “she should also be a model.” He wants a 1969 all-black hardtop Corvette stingray so he can feel like Batman and a Supreme Chicago box logo so he can continue to be the coolest boy at U Chicago. The Vertebra of a Sauropod (Barosaurus), a silver-gilt backgammon board circa 1976, and a World Cup win for France would also make great gifts for Koons. Allez Les Bleus!
(Darling, DJ, Gemini)wants art made by his friends and “a feeble woman” to help install it. He has people for that, but he loves women, especially of the feeble and useful variety. He says this woman should be a model who “gives great head” and wants to “rip chops with him” after installation. He wants a second woman, “strong-handed, still feeble,” who can massage his sore back, “she should also be a model.” He wants a 1969 all-black hardtop Corvette stingray so he can feel like Batman and a Supreme Chicago box logo so he can continue to be the coolest boy at U Chicago. The Vertebra of a Sauropod (Barosaurus), a silver-gilt backgammon board circa 1976, and a World Cup win for France would also make great gifts for Koons. Allez Les Bleus!
Flex Tina
(New York’s Best Kept Secret, Pisces)
is one the most fashionable and fabulous women I know, she deserves every article of clothing from her Vestiaire likes, one hundred roses, a mini lion lop bunny, and an assortment of Chobani flip yogurts (she eats one every morning). Tina refers to her Les apartment as “the marshmallow castle” and it was recently burglarized, she wants all of her stolen jewelry back and a new marshmallow castle that she hopes will be more like a kingdom. Secondary requests include a trip to Japan, one of this seasons hottest gift’s: a husband, and a real Cheetah fur coat. She reminds us all that “Cheetah fur is illegal to sell, but Santa isn’t a salesman.”
(New York’s Best Kept Secret, Pisces)
is one the most fashionable and fabulous women I know, she deserves every article of clothing from her Vestiaire likes, one hundred roses, a mini lion lop bunny, and an assortment of Chobani flip yogurts (she eats one every morning). Tina refers to her Les apartment as “the marshmallow castle” and it was recently burglarized, she wants all of her stolen jewelry back and a new marshmallow castle that she hopes will be more like a kingdom. Secondary requests include a trip to Japan, one of this seasons hottest gift’s: a husband, and a real Cheetah fur coat. She reminds us all that “Cheetah fur is illegal to sell, but Santa isn’t a salesman.”
Charlie Horne
(Film Editor, Libra)
is really more of an Eligible Bachelor than he is a Film Editor, and his list reflects... He would like John Lofgren engineer boots, a vintage Cartier backgammon board, the Faema E61 Jubile espresso machine, a Le Crueset Dutch oven, a Metier weekender bag, a bottle of Buckfast, a tin of Quality Street, a Chlamydia self-test kit, and the Sopranos box set.
(Film Editor, Libra)
is really more of an Eligible Bachelor than he is a Film Editor, and his list reflects... He would like John Lofgren engineer boots, a vintage Cartier backgammon board, the Faema E61 Jubile espresso machine, a Le Crueset Dutch oven, a Metier weekender bag, a bottle of Buckfast, a tin of Quality Street, a Chlamydia self-test kit, and the Sopranos box set.
Baby Sosa
(Surf, Cancer) wants free Pilates for a year, new rims, and a fresh paint job. Shifting from bodies to boyfriends, she wants a “weed rolling boyfriend,” who doesn’t go half on dates... and doesn’t block her every time she posts a pic on Instagram.
(Surf, Cancer) wants free Pilates for a year, new rims, and a fresh paint job. Shifting from bodies to boyfriends, she wants a “weed rolling boyfriend,” who doesn’t go half on dates... and doesn’t block her every time she posts a pic on Instagram.
Linda Hansen
(Aquarius-Identifying Fairy) is an overachiever, therefore she doesn’t just have a wishlist, she has direct pleas for Santa himself: “Dear Santa, I find myself wishing for the same things every year; and I remain optimistic that one day I’ll have it all. (In no particular order) I’d like someone worthy enough to kiss, a month off on a remote, tropical island, preferably Mustique, and world peace. I would also love a pair of patent leather Miu Miu ballet flats in yellow (size 37.5 or 38), deadstock American Apparel lace jumpsuit (xs/s) in Navy, a green iPod Nano, one of those gaudy red spheres of roses that rapper’s girlfriends get, and for Kodak Black to answer my dm.”
(Aquarius-Identifying Fairy) is an overachiever, therefore she doesn’t just have a wishlist, she has direct pleas for Santa himself: “Dear Santa, I find myself wishing for the same things every year; and I remain optimistic that one day I’ll have it all. (In no particular order) I’d like someone worthy enough to kiss, a month off on a remote, tropical island, preferably Mustique, and world peace. I would also love a pair of patent leather Miu Miu ballet flats in yellow (size 37.5 or 38), deadstock American Apparel lace jumpsuit (xs/s) in Navy, a green iPod Nano, one of those gaudy red spheres of roses that rapper’s girlfriends get, and for Kodak Black to answer my dm.”
Kayla Vega
(Mother, Libra) deserves the world, but in the meantime, you can gift her Airpods max in Green, Isabel marant sneakers, “really cozy slippers,” 4 raw south asian bundles and a sew in appointment, 100% amla oil, and the Sculpd filament kit (she wants to make a lamp). She has three more requests: a diamond painting of 2 kitties “done just for me,” a Gold nameplate chain and bracelet for her daughter Nazanin, and a million, trillion, dollars.
(Mother, Libra) deserves the world, but in the meantime, you can gift her Airpods max in Green, Isabel marant sneakers, “really cozy slippers,” 4 raw south asian bundles and a sew in appointment, 100% amla oil, and the Sculpd filament kit (she wants to make a lamp). She has three more requests: a diamond painting of 2 kitties “done just for me,” a Gold nameplate chain and bracelet for her daughter Nazanin, and a million, trillion, dollars.
Shyan Zakeri
(Hamburger Specialist, Sagittarius) wants to go “really fast” at some point in his life so he asks Santa for a racing simulator with a simucube Ultimate wheelbase, Heusinkveld Ultimate pedals, a Simlab rig, and a Precision Sim Engineering GPX wheel rim. He would also like his real life car to be fixed. “That’s a pipe dream really,” he says. A resto-modded version of his P38 from Congelton Service in Vermont is a great alternative. As a recent adult-child of divorce, “I’d like to learn how to love—to give myself fully to another person.” He can’t seem to figure that one out on his own.. making it the perfect Christmas wish. Going to Japan to cook hamburgers or a restaurant would be cool gifts as well. And this keyboard, for his friend Sammy. “I don’t wish for much.”
(Hamburger Specialist, Sagittarius) wants to go “really fast” at some point in his life so he asks Santa for a racing simulator with a simucube Ultimate wheelbase, Heusinkveld Ultimate pedals, a Simlab rig, and a Precision Sim Engineering GPX wheel rim. He would also like his real life car to be fixed. “That’s a pipe dream really,” he says. A resto-modded version of his P38 from Congelton Service in Vermont is a great alternative. As a recent adult-child of divorce, “I’d like to learn how to love—to give myself fully to another person.” He can’t seem to figure that one out on his own.. making it the perfect Christmas wish. Going to Japan to cook hamburgers or a restaurant would be cool gifts as well. And this keyboard, for his friend Sammy. “I don’t wish for much.”
Dakota Butler
(Tastemaker, Gemini)
is the original internet cool girl, and I was dying to know what is on her wishlist. Upon creation she realized she “didn’t care about any of the stuff she was writing down” and declined to comment. Very on brand.
(Tastemaker, Gemini)
is the original internet cool girl, and I was dying to know what is on her wishlist. Upon creation she realized she “didn’t care about any of the stuff she was writing down” and declined to comment. Very on brand.
Eileen Kelly
(Podcaster/Internet Darling, Leo)
is the original internet hot girl, and she wants a gift certificate to a fertility clinic so she can freeze her eggs. She has always had big plans and I see this become a really hot gift in the coming years.
(Podcaster/Internet Darling, Leo)
is the original internet hot girl, and she wants a gift certificate to a fertility clinic so she can freeze her eggs. She has always had big plans and I see this become a really hot gift in the coming years.
Myles Xavier
(Storyteller, Pisces)
is jamming up my wishlist release and convincing everyone we know to follow the “no more excess” agenda. The only things he gave me were “home decor,” refusing to specify, dog tags from a soldier with a funny name, a new wallet with an airtag in it, an intern (yes, he asked if he could include a job listing in here..)(MYLES XAVIER IS HIRING A SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN). A diamond anklet, elsa peretti thumb bowls, a good time with his friends, a really subtle grill “i’ll probably go with la to get hers”, those hermes fortune telling dice that no one got him last year, baggy suede pants, a love movement hoodies, a tramp stamp from Zack Beitel (if he can settle on an idea that doesn’t make him cringe), a lot of old dolce and gabbana, lasik, Loewe wax candleholders, Drake, the row dirty jeans, the prada menswear rubber coat from ss09, a little ozempic just to see what would happen, lots of new socks (his new crush has a shoeless home and he needs to keep things interesting), rick owens, james perse, ERL, a comically tiny gun, to be added to the opulent tips mailing list, one of those cute le creuset heart bowls, the Balenciaga teddy bear as a cultural souvenir, a megalodon tooth necklace “to wear with suits,” an abyssinian cat named Prometheus “promo for short,” and biweekly immunotherapy allergy treatment for said cat. Peter miles bath towels, a prison pen pal, and exotic fur, “something illegal that Santa can’t get unless he goes through my fur connect Ayoub. Think Gorilla….” he goes on to say “If Santa fails then I stand by my mantra of “NO MORE EXCESS””
(Storyteller, Pisces)
is jamming up my wishlist release and convincing everyone we know to follow the “no more excess” agenda. The only things he gave me were “home decor,” refusing to specify, dog tags from a soldier with a funny name, a new wallet with an airtag in it, an intern (yes, he asked if he could include a job listing in here..)(MYLES XAVIER IS HIRING A SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN). A diamond anklet, elsa peretti thumb bowls, a good time with his friends, a really subtle grill “i’ll probably go with la to get hers”, those hermes fortune telling dice that no one got him last year, baggy suede pants, a love movement hoodies, a tramp stamp from Zack Beitel (if he can settle on an idea that doesn’t make him cringe), a lot of old dolce and gabbana, lasik, Loewe wax candleholders, Drake, the row dirty jeans, the prada menswear rubber coat from ss09, a little ozempic just to see what would happen, lots of new socks (his new crush has a shoeless home and he needs to keep things interesting), rick owens, james perse, ERL, a comically tiny gun, to be added to the opulent tips mailing list, one of those cute le creuset heart bowls, the Balenciaga teddy bear as a cultural souvenir, a megalodon tooth necklace “to wear with suits,” an abyssinian cat named Prometheus “promo for short,” and biweekly immunotherapy allergy treatment for said cat. Peter miles bath towels, a prison pen pal, and exotic fur, “something illegal that Santa can’t get unless he goes through my fur connect Ayoub. Think Gorilla….” he goes on to say “If Santa fails then I stand by my mantra of “NO MORE EXCESS””
Brent McKeever
(Photographer, Pisces)
submitted an extensive list of things he wants, but twenty minutes later he redacted and said “Don’t publish mine. No more excess.” Here’s the redacted list: An ozempic prescription (not for diabetes), a gift card to cake house “my favorite dispensary in Malibu,” and “a snack” like Bamba, sour patch kids, or Virginia tobacco juul pods 5%. It feels so right to group those together. A persian cat “with blue eyes and perfect pink paws,” a fabric printer, a Miu Miu nappa leather shoulder bag, three bottles of monaco princess parfum, a ferruccio laviani ‘cindy’ lamp, “star-related” jewelry and accessories, and a Waydoo eFoil surfboard. He also wants his diplomatic passport and a driver’s license.
(Photographer, Pisces)
submitted an extensive list of things he wants, but twenty minutes later he redacted and said “Don’t publish mine. No more excess.” Here’s the redacted list: An ozempic prescription (not for diabetes), a gift card to cake house “my favorite dispensary in Malibu,” and “a snack” like Bamba, sour patch kids, or Virginia tobacco juul pods 5%. It feels so right to group those together. A persian cat “with blue eyes and perfect pink paws,” a fabric printer, a Miu Miu nappa leather shoulder bag, three bottles of monaco princess parfum, a ferruccio laviani ‘cindy’ lamp, “star-related” jewelry and accessories, and a Waydoo eFoil surfboard. He also wants his diplomatic passport and a driver’s license.
Sophia Álvarez
(Stylist, Cancer) has incredibly specific taste and incredibly specific wishes. She wants Balenciaga astrogirl boots, a knock-off oversized Pyrex jersey, vintage knit hosiery, eel skin leather pants kept in “rlly poor condition,” more gold beaded tiaras and headpieces for her collection, a new mega dainty diamond chain for her taxidermy deer paw, and Chanel or unbranded low-heel over-knee boots. For home goods she wants “one of those small blenders” because she tragically broke hers in half, a new home for her nameless beta fish (an impulse purchase) and a cello (an impulse thought). For wellbeing and life itself she wants a Wi spa membership and willpower.
(Stylist, Cancer) has incredibly specific taste and incredibly specific wishes. She wants Balenciaga astrogirl boots, a knock-off oversized Pyrex jersey, vintage knit hosiery, eel skin leather pants kept in “rlly poor condition,” more gold beaded tiaras and headpieces for her collection, a new mega dainty diamond chain for her taxidermy deer paw, and Chanel or unbranded low-heel over-knee boots. For home goods she wants “one of those small blenders” because she tragically broke hers in half, a new home for her nameless beta fish (an impulse purchase) and a cello (an impulse thought). For wellbeing and life itself she wants a Wi spa membership and willpower.
August Blum
(Artist, Aries) is having a blue christmas, but he’s not sad. He needs a new wallet, the Goyard small card holder in Blue. A touch up paint job for his car, “Norsea Blue looks about right” (he can’t seem to locate the exact shade). A replacement of his blue and black number nine sweater that he lost (one of his biggest regrets)(one of his best pieces) in a size 3. He recently found one in a size 2 but he said it was “infant sized” on him. And to spoil himself he wants Airpods max “even though I would probably only use them occasionally.”
(Artist, Aries) is having a blue christmas, but he’s not sad. He needs a new wallet, the Goyard small card holder in Blue. A touch up paint job for his car, “Norsea Blue looks about right” (he can’t seem to locate the exact shade). A replacement of his blue and black number nine sweater that he lost (one of his biggest regrets)(one of his best pieces) in a size 3. He recently found one in a size 2 but he said it was “infant sized” on him. And to spoil himself he wants Airpods max “even though I would probably only use them occasionally.”
Monique Werlinger
(Hot Business Major, Libra)
is a woman who may never change. Veteran wishes include more bikinis (have you seen her Instagram?)(the smaller the better), Skims shapewear, and a new handbag (she’s thinking vintage Prada now). So much has changed in a year. She got a new boyfriend, a new Instagram, and she started working out. New life, new wishes: workout clothes, a blender, more Tatcha products, Magic cream by Charlotte Tilbury, a Dyson curler, a wok, metal straws, and a Maine Coon cat (hot ticket item this season).
(Hot Business Major, Libra)
is a woman who may never change. Veteran wishes include more bikinis (have you seen her Instagram?)(the smaller the better), Skims shapewear, and a new handbag (she’s thinking vintage Prada now). So much has changed in a year. She got a new boyfriend, a new Instagram, and she started working out. New life, new wishes: workout clothes, a blender, more Tatcha products, Magic cream by Charlotte Tilbury, a Dyson curler, a wok, metal straws, and a Maine Coon cat (hot ticket item this season).
True Whitaker
(Actor, Cancer)
wants sanity, a Kelly bag “just to like have, not to wear...” A sexy boyfriend, low rise pants that fit just right, unlimited Uber, ribs from Pig Heaven on the UES, in-unit laundry, a waistline that doesn’t quit, a strawberry milkshake from Ralph’s famous ice cream “not during the summer season,” and a bag for every outfit varitation physically possible.
(Actor, Cancer)
wants sanity, a Kelly bag “just to like have, not to wear...” A sexy boyfriend, low rise pants that fit just right, unlimited Uber, ribs from Pig Heaven on the UES, in-unit laundry, a waistline that doesn’t quit, a strawberry milkshake from Ralph’s famous ice cream “not during the summer season,” and a bag for every outfit varitation physically possible.
Victoria Davidoff
(Actress, Waitress, Performer, Leo)
just gets it, and therefore, she should get everything as follows: Paraguard dewormer, magnesium citrate, “any kind” of blossom tea, one Erewhon chocolate bar, a bow and arrow, a kite, black skinny jeans, a pedicure, a WWII army helmut, and an industrial clothing rack.
(Actress, Waitress, Performer, Leo)
just gets it, and therefore, she should get everything as follows: Paraguard dewormer, magnesium citrate, “any kind” of blossom tea, one Erewhon chocolate bar, a bow and arrow, a kite, black skinny jeans, a pedicure, a WWII army helmut, and an industrial clothing rack.
Nick Lucio
(Father, Footwear Designer, Taurus)loves being included in the wishlist release, I believe I have made him proud with this segment. He wants the Cloud Atlas or El CARAN yacht (formerly owned by David Bowie), a vintage Gucci lighter, a new handbag, “vintage, designer, can hold a laptop,” a Vacation house in Fire Island, a traditional Japanese outdoor soaking tub, a new black belt “fashion not martial arts,” another vintage turquoise ring, records (unspecified), leather winter gloves, new glasses and prescription, “peace and ease for the year,” a vintage duffle bag, socks, sunglasses, “good playlist mixes,” and a nice vintage pen—ballpoint.
(Father, Footwear Designer, Taurus)loves being included in the wishlist release, I believe I have made him proud with this segment. He wants the Cloud Atlas or El CARAN yacht (formerly owned by David Bowie), a vintage Gucci lighter, a new handbag, “vintage, designer, can hold a laptop,” a Vacation house in Fire Island, a traditional Japanese outdoor soaking tub, a new black belt “fashion not martial arts,” another vintage turquoise ring, records (unspecified), leather winter gloves, new glasses and prescription, “peace and ease for the year,” a vintage duffle bag, socks, sunglasses, “good playlist mixes,” and a nice vintage pen—ballpoint.
Isa Berland
(Everything, Virgo)
knows exactly what she wants and she’s going to tell us why. Curb Service, Scot Sothern’s memoir. “I lost it on my way home from Como. I took a connecting flight, which is always a bad idea. Some WME assistant was sitting next to me and gave me edibles and I ended up leaving everything on the flight, Including that book. I would love to finish it.” A vintage Deep Throat in Tokyo poster from These Days, her favorite gallery. “After spending the year (literally the entire year thinking about it) I think I can afford it. I’m going to buy it for myself when I go to LA next week unless someone wants to buy it for me after reading this.” A subscription to Mountain Valley Water. “I would like a case to arrive to my house 2x a week.” This doesn’t exist, if it did she would already have it. Her Christmas wish is to make this exist. Towels from Japan. “I’ve heard Japan has great towels. I would like to personally go and pick them out. So a trip to Japan too. I’ve never been.” James Perse sheets. “You put me on, and though I’ve never tried, felt, or really know anything about them—I trust your taste in bedding.” All the Maise Wilen tube tops. “I just don’t think I want to pay for them because so many of my friends work for the brand.” A Lyft account. “I got kicked off—no idea why. I would like them to lift my permanent ban. I don’t like the idea of being confined to only Uber. I also had my Dads credit card on Lyft. I never realized how expensive cars are until I had to pay for them.” And every beaded Tommy bag. “Staud if you’re reading this please send my way.”
(Everything, Virgo)
knows exactly what she wants and she’s going to tell us why. Curb Service, Scot Sothern’s memoir. “I lost it on my way home from Como. I took a connecting flight, which is always a bad idea. Some WME assistant was sitting next to me and gave me edibles and I ended up leaving everything on the flight, Including that book. I would love to finish it.” A vintage Deep Throat in Tokyo poster from These Days, her favorite gallery. “After spending the year (literally the entire year thinking about it) I think I can afford it. I’m going to buy it for myself when I go to LA next week unless someone wants to buy it for me after reading this.” A subscription to Mountain Valley Water. “I would like a case to arrive to my house 2x a week.” This doesn’t exist, if it did she would already have it. Her Christmas wish is to make this exist. Towels from Japan. “I’ve heard Japan has great towels. I would like to personally go and pick them out. So a trip to Japan too. I’ve never been.” James Perse sheets. “You put me on, and though I’ve never tried, felt, or really know anything about them—I trust your taste in bedding.” All the Maise Wilen tube tops. “I just don’t think I want to pay for them because so many of my friends work for the brand.” A Lyft account. “I got kicked off—no idea why. I would like them to lift my permanent ban. I don’t like the idea of being confined to only Uber. I also had my Dads credit card on Lyft. I never realized how expensive cars are until I had to pay for them.” And every beaded Tommy bag. “Staud if you’re reading this please send my way.”
Sirena Warren
(”A Lot of Things,” Capricorn)
is still one of the best dressed women below 14th street—even when she’s living in London or Los Angeles. To continue this legacy she wants a YSL Mombasa bag, Just Cavalli Blue fur coat, a Cavalli rabbit fur coat, Yellow leather Prada heels, and a Jewelry box, “like a really nice one I can travel with.” To further her many careers she wants Porta 400 film ideally 100 - 200 rolls, a BFA degree so she can leave college, the David sorrenti Polaroid book, the perfect Nyc apartment for January, the infinite wisdom of a million Buddha’s, and a role in a major motion picture “I’ll settle for an indie too.” She also wants a cat, a Maine Coon, Scottish fold, or her dead cat Tofu resurrected because she misses him. She adds a Volvo 240 1990 “because my dad sold mine while I was in Italy, he had my consent but I’m still sad about it...” A luxury ski trip to Aspen (she’s never been), and trip to a tropical island or Tokyo with all her friends and maybe her “f-buddy.”
(”A Lot of Things,” Capricorn)
is still one of the best dressed women below 14th street—even when she’s living in London or Los Angeles. To continue this legacy she wants a YSL Mombasa bag, Just Cavalli Blue fur coat, a Cavalli rabbit fur coat, Yellow leather Prada heels, and a Jewelry box, “like a really nice one I can travel with.” To further her many careers she wants Porta 400 film ideally 100 - 200 rolls, a BFA degree so she can leave college, the David sorrenti Polaroid book, the perfect Nyc apartment for January, the infinite wisdom of a million Buddha’s, and a role in a major motion picture “I’ll settle for an indie too.” She also wants a cat, a Maine Coon, Scottish fold, or her dead cat Tofu resurrected because she misses him. She adds a Volvo 240 1990 “because my dad sold mine while I was in Italy, he had my consent but I’m still sad about it...” A luxury ski trip to Aspen (she’s never been), and trip to a tropical island or Tokyo with all her friends and maybe her “f-buddy.”
Troy Gipson
(Skater, Aquarius) still wants the black chow chow puppy he requested last year. But the rest are new... Troy wants Lil B’s autograph “on my hand or forehead + a photo :)” and the ability to turn “really really small,” so that if he is bored he can “have an adventure walking from his bedroom to his kitchen.” He wants the recipe for Mogador’s banana pancakes, a large fry from McDonald’s (easy gift to win his heart), and the resurrection of the Burger King on Rainier Ave “I wish it never burned down.”
(Skater, Aquarius) still wants the black chow chow puppy he requested last year. But the rest are new... Troy wants Lil B’s autograph “on my hand or forehead + a photo :)” and the ability to turn “really really small,” so that if he is bored he can “have an adventure walking from his bedroom to his kitchen.” He wants the recipe for Mogador’s banana pancakes, a large fry from McDonald’s (easy gift to win his heart), and the resurrection of the Burger King on Rainier Ave “I wish it never burned down.”
Alice Fischer
(Casting Director, Cancer)
is a creature of comfort and she is carrying the Cancer category here. She wants a Garlic press, in-unit laundry, a Zojirushi rice cooker, a towel warmer, a Pink iPad with pencil, an electric kettle, a dark wash denim lace up maxi skirt, Makeup by Mario soft bronzer, vintage Intimissimi sets and “the little cashmere shirts,” and some “chill sneakers” because her apartment got “bling-ringed.”
(Casting Director, Cancer)
is a creature of comfort and she is carrying the Cancer category here. She wants a Garlic press, in-unit laundry, a Zojirushi rice cooker, a towel warmer, a Pink iPad with pencil, an electric kettle, a dark wash denim lace up maxi skirt, Makeup by Mario soft bronzer, vintage Intimissimi sets and “the little cashmere shirts,” and some “chill sneakers” because her apartment got “bling-ringed.”
James Mckinnon
(Chef, Leo)
has a gf now, so the plethora of hot women are just friends, and he no longer needs to be alone in the forest with his thoughts. He wants the standing ashtray by Houseplant, Mama bear dunks, a 1930's Ronson rondelight table lighter, a 4 piece Santa Cruz grinder in rasta colors, a Bottega card holder (unspecified), white rabbit fur aviator hat, Kapital sashiko fleece in blue, a potters wheel, and a silver on silver Piranha DNA automatic knife.
(Chef, Leo)
has a gf now, so the plethora of hot women are just friends, and he no longer needs to be alone in the forest with his thoughts. He wants the standing ashtray by Houseplant, Mama bear dunks, a 1930's Ronson rondelight table lighter, a 4 piece Santa Cruz grinder in rasta colors, a Bottega card holder (unspecified), white rabbit fur aviator hat, Kapital sashiko fleece in blue, a potters wheel, and a silver on silver Piranha DNA automatic knife.
Mia Xoxo Christianson
(Upper East Sider, Pisces)
is a bit of brand whore and I wouldn’t wish her to be anything less. She wants a Chanel medium flap bag in caviar chevron dark navy, a Natural Barenia Birkin 40, YSL lace pants, Gucci pearl shoes, a Gaultier for Hermès Birkin-style corset, Vintage dresses from the top rack at Stella Dallas living, a full Tom Browne fit “including the jock strap,” Coperni twisted cut-out knit maxi dress, Danielle Frankel bridal looks, and the Manolo Blahnik Birkenstock Arizona sandals. In true Ues fashion she also wants a horse and an Hermès winged saddle, a simple ask. Miscellaneous bejeweled lifestyle wants include an Emerald and Diamond pendent necklace, a Cartier crash watch, a 6 Carat GIA Certified Emerald and Yellow Diamond Ring, a date with Vito Schnabel, and Buccal fat removal.
(Upper East Sider, Pisces)
is a bit of brand whore and I wouldn’t wish her to be anything less. She wants a Chanel medium flap bag in caviar chevron dark navy, a Natural Barenia Birkin 40, YSL lace pants, Gucci pearl shoes, a Gaultier for Hermès Birkin-style corset, Vintage dresses from the top rack at Stella Dallas living, a full Tom Browne fit “including the jock strap,” Coperni twisted cut-out knit maxi dress, Danielle Frankel bridal looks, and the Manolo Blahnik Birkenstock Arizona sandals. In true Ues fashion she also wants a horse and an Hermès winged saddle, a simple ask. Miscellaneous bejeweled lifestyle wants include an Emerald and Diamond pendent necklace, a Cartier crash watch, a 6 Carat GIA Certified Emerald and Yellow Diamond Ring, a date with Vito Schnabel, and Buccal fat removal.
Chandler Lucy
(Musician, Thinker, Aries)
is a genius, and he wants the Nama j2 Cold Press Juicer (for orange juice every morning), Ebc Ultimax rotor brake kit for 1995 Toyota 4 runner, an extensive car detail and cleaning, an Air Fryer “preferably one that doesn’t have plastic on the inside frying bay, I don’t know if they have those.” A replacement Dalluge ddt 16 Hammer, *u*** *lim **m jeans size 27/34 (no longer in production), an era of peace and prosperity in the United States of America from 2023-2030, 100% cotton underwear, 100% wool socks, a radiant Infrared 2-person sauna with 6 carbon heaters, and authentic Checkerboard vans (any color).
(Musician, Thinker, Aries)
is a genius, and he wants the Nama j2 Cold Press Juicer (for orange juice every morning), Ebc Ultimax rotor brake kit for 1995 Toyota 4 runner, an extensive car detail and cleaning, an Air Fryer “preferably one that doesn’t have plastic on the inside frying bay, I don’t know if they have those.” A replacement Dalluge ddt 16 Hammer, *u*** *lim **m jeans size 27/34 (no longer in production), an era of peace and prosperity in the United States of America from 2023-2030, 100% cotton underwear, 100% wool socks, a radiant Infrared 2-person sauna with 6 carbon heaters, and authentic Checkerboard vans (any color).
Andrea Jacob
(Producer, Scorpio)
is forever a woman who appreciates the simple things in life: media consumption and a good pair of shoes. She wants “money,” black Uggs “tall but I will settle for short,” a nice couch (unspecified), Jordans (unspecified), Heattech (a wishlist constant), an iPad and airpods, a TV, a nice rug, a dyson vaccum, and black timbs.
LOLA
(Artist, Entity, Scorpio)
wants DOME COOKBOOK, DESIGN NOIR, VISIONAIRE THE BIBLE, MMM 2008, VESTAK SPIN DJ, 1-BIT SYMPHONY, AIRMAX PRO SHOW, DIRT, CONTAX FLASH, NAOTO FUKASAWA EPSON RECEIPT PRINTER, NAOTO FUKASAWA PAPER SHREDDER, TAG TOOL/ MEASURE WHITE, TAG TOOL/ALARM CLOCK WHITE, MUJI SCISSORS, MUJI SCISSORS, MUJI 74 MINIDISCS, PLUS MINUS ZERO HUMIDIFER, SNOW PEAK SILVER TITANIUM MULTI COMPACT COOKWARE SET, ODYXXEY WATER BOTTLE, SUN CRAFT KNIFE, CONDOM, MRE, MUD, MARK MANDERS, YOU BY URS FISCHER (2007) PARK McARTHUR, UNKNOWN UNIT, MTH ELECTRIC TRAINS-PENNSYLVANIA O SCALE SILVER RARE HOT METAL CAR 20--98210, TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS CARDBOARD ANTI-SEX BED, CANADIAN ARMY MUKLUK, CCP SNEAKERS, YSL CIRCLE BAG, THIS (ABTELL) FOOTBALL BAG, CHANEL BUTT BAG, BLESS FOOTBALL BAG, PAPER BAG, CHANEL WOOL POUCH, CHANEL FUR BAG, and TSUMORI CHISATO FUR BAG.
(Producer, Scorpio)
is forever a woman who appreciates the simple things in life: media consumption and a good pair of shoes. She wants “money,” black Uggs “tall but I will settle for short,” a nice couch (unspecified), Jordans (unspecified), Heattech (a wishlist constant), an iPad and airpods, a TV, a nice rug, a dyson vaccum, and black timbs.
LOLA
(Artist, Entity, Scorpio)
wants DOME COOKBOOK, DESIGN NOIR, VISIONAIRE THE BIBLE, MMM 2008, VESTAK SPIN DJ, 1-BIT SYMPHONY, AIRMAX PRO SHOW, DIRT, CONTAX FLASH, NAOTO FUKASAWA EPSON RECEIPT PRINTER, NAOTO FUKASAWA PAPER SHREDDER, TAG TOOL/ MEASURE WHITE, TAG TOOL/ALARM CLOCK WHITE, MUJI SCISSORS, MUJI SCISSORS, MUJI 74 MINIDISCS, PLUS MINUS ZERO HUMIDIFER, SNOW PEAK SILVER TITANIUM MULTI COMPACT COOKWARE SET, ODYXXEY WATER BOTTLE, SUN CRAFT KNIFE, CONDOM, MRE, MUD, MARK MANDERS, YOU BY URS FISCHER (2007) PARK McARTHUR, UNKNOWN UNIT, MTH ELECTRIC TRAINS-PENNSYLVANIA O SCALE SILVER RARE HOT METAL CAR 20--98210, TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS CARDBOARD ANTI-SEX BED, CANADIAN ARMY MUKLUK, CCP SNEAKERS, YSL CIRCLE BAG, THIS (ABTELL) FOOTBALL BAG, CHANEL BUTT BAG, BLESS FOOTBALL BAG, PAPER BAG, CHANEL WOOL POUCH, CHANEL FUR BAG, and TSUMORI CHISATO FUR BAG.
Sage William
(Unknown, Leo)still needs a therapist... but he wants a VR Headset that kills you if you die in the game, Doxycycline, “a winter girlfriend,” a piece of land to harvest goods upstate, a male German Shorthaired Pointer (must be male)(the female pointers are “slightly less eager to please”), and Formula: C19H28O2.
(Unknown, Leo)still needs a therapist... but he wants a VR Headset that kills you if you die in the game, Doxycycline, “a winter girlfriend,” a piece of land to harvest goods upstate, a male German Shorthaired Pointer (must be male)(the female pointers are “slightly less eager to please”), and Formula: C19H28O2.
Ashley “Chaarm” Hood
(Fashion Servant, Libra)is great, and it took me a long time to realize that (we both grew up in Seattle, and I used to be kind of a standoff-ish b*tch). But I will always respect someone with a clear personal vision who knows what they want. She wants Giuseppe Zanotti anti gravity heels in gold, a spotted thoroughbred horse, Balenciaga Large Weekender bag (the bigger the better), and an antique cigarette dispenser music box. To expand her personal vision, she needs two backstage tickets to Blink 182, “for guys to start asking girls out to dinner,” a Norman Bel Geddes vanity, a Benelli M1014 limited-edition Shotgun, and Vera Wang Vodka.
(Fashion Servant, Libra)is great, and it took me a long time to realize that (we both grew up in Seattle, and I used to be kind of a standoff-ish b*tch). But I will always respect someone with a clear personal vision who knows what they want. She wants Giuseppe Zanotti anti gravity heels in gold, a spotted thoroughbred horse, Balenciaga Large Weekender bag (the bigger the better), and an antique cigarette dispenser music box. To expand her personal vision, she needs two backstage tickets to Blink 182, “for guys to start asking girls out to dinner,” a Norman Bel Geddes vanity, a Benelli M1014 limited-edition Shotgun, and Vera Wang Vodka.
Hunter Amos
(Artist, Taurus)
has a one of a kind mind and thus, a one of a kind list. He wants “unlimited hawa,” a studio in SoHo, a lesson on “making lights,” a better landlord, an awkwardly large apartment tree, crocodile skin Ugg boots, and “a little motor boat.”
(Artist, Taurus)
has a one of a kind mind and thus, a one of a kind list. He wants “unlimited hawa,” a studio in SoHo, a lesson on “making lights,” a better landlord, an awkwardly large apartment tree, crocodile skin Ugg boots, and “a little motor boat.”
Miranda
(Producer, Scorpio)
is “mirandathefavorite” for a reason. We always say “you give a little, you get a lot” and I believe she can get everything on her list with that attitude in tow... She wants a 1979 Mercedes-Benz 450SL Black Convertible with a “forever free parking spot,” the deed to the Elrod House by John Lautner (California), the deed to the Glass House by Philip Johnson (Conneticut), $1,000,000 gift card to 1stdibs, a permanent box at the Opera house in Vienna, the key to the Angelika Film Center “so I can slither in and watch whatever movie I want...” A free ride to an Ivy Leage school to earn a PhD in Creativity (yes, this is something you can get a phd in), executive platinum status with American Airlines “I will always be upgraded to first class when traveling,” a standing table on hold for her at Le Fouquet's in Paris, “World Peace,” and a seat on the spacecraft taking us to Mars. “I realize this may not be in my lifetime, so a ticket on a spacecraft to orbit the earth for a bit then come back is okay, I just want to go to space.” Also, Lasik eye surgery.
(Producer, Scorpio)
is “mirandathefavorite” for a reason. We always say “you give a little, you get a lot” and I believe she can get everything on her list with that attitude in tow... She wants a 1979 Mercedes-Benz 450SL Black Convertible with a “forever free parking spot,” the deed to the Elrod House by John Lautner (California), the deed to the Glass House by Philip Johnson (Conneticut), $1,000,000 gift card to 1stdibs, a permanent box at the Opera house in Vienna, the key to the Angelika Film Center “so I can slither in and watch whatever movie I want...” A free ride to an Ivy Leage school to earn a PhD in Creativity (yes, this is something you can get a phd in), executive platinum status with American Airlines “I will always be upgraded to first class when traveling,” a standing table on hold for her at Le Fouquet's in Paris, “World Peace,” and a seat on the spacecraft taking us to Mars. “I realize this may not be in my lifetime, so a ticket on a spacecraft to orbit the earth for a bit then come back is okay, I just want to go to space.” Also, Lasik eye surgery.
Vincent Gallo
(Misunderstood Misrepresented Talent, Aries) said Christmas is “his favorite day of the year,” but he doesn’t have a list, and declined to make one for my use. Maybe next year.
(Misunderstood Misrepresented Talent, Aries) said Christmas is “his favorite day of the year,” but he doesn’t have a list, and declined to make one for my use. Maybe next year.
Bella M Lucio
(Extremely Multifaceted, Leo)I want a Sasha Filimonov wood gun, so badly, and a very specific Japanese stoneware set that I can’t even begin to describe because I’m terrified one of you will buy it, like the stylized crucifix recommended last year... I wanted a Balenciaga ‘02 matrix bag, and I bought one, so I wish for Balenciaga ‘02 matrix pants. I want a Paul Mayen illuminating table lamp, my ex-boyfriend has one, and refused to give it to me... they are quite hard to find, in fairness. I want a set of 10 Dimes deli Aluminum cups, the best cups for iced coffee and ice water. A few Hoselton sculptures, anything paper mache, art for my apartment (a Joseph Olisaemeka Wilson piece would be great), and a lifetime supply of MD notebooks. The Roberto Cavalli lion dress, metatrasal pads, Marc Jacobs runway jeans (look 73 from fw20 rtw), and Desya sweatpants from the Row. I also want a mainecoon cat (mut), Brian Eno ‘Another Green World’ on CD, a NYT article, a Dansk pepper mill, Ottolenghi cookbooks: Simple and Nopi, and a Calphalon 11-piece cookware set in stainless steel. And I want to get engaged.
(Extremely Multifaceted, Leo)I want a Sasha Filimonov wood gun, so badly, and a very specific Japanese stoneware set that I can’t even begin to describe because I’m terrified one of you will buy it, like the stylized crucifix recommended last year... I wanted a Balenciaga ‘02 matrix bag, and I bought one, so I wish for Balenciaga ‘02 matrix pants. I want a Paul Mayen illuminating table lamp, my ex-boyfriend has one, and refused to give it to me... they are quite hard to find, in fairness. I want a set of 10 Dimes deli Aluminum cups, the best cups for iced coffee and ice water. A few Hoselton sculptures, anything paper mache, art for my apartment (a Joseph Olisaemeka Wilson piece would be great), and a lifetime supply of MD notebooks. The Roberto Cavalli lion dress, metatrasal pads, Marc Jacobs runway jeans (look 73 from fw20 rtw), and Desya sweatpants from the Row. I also want a mainecoon cat (mut), Brian Eno ‘Another Green World’ on CD, a NYT article, a Dansk pepper mill, Ottolenghi cookbooks: Simple and Nopi, and a Calphalon 11-piece cookware set in stainless steel. And I want to get engaged.
