“JUST GO WITH IT”
Pros
- Middle school date to the movies
- Kissed me during the movie
- I think he bought me popcorn
- We held hands
- Middle school date to the movies
- Kissed me during the movie
- I think he bought me popcorn
- We held hands
Cons
- He broke up with me shortly after
- The movie was not good
- He broke up with me shortly after
- The movie was not good
“BREAD PUDDING + LIQUOR”
Pros
- Got very drunk
- Ate bread pudding
- We are good friends now
- Got very drunk
- Ate bread pudding
- We are good friends now
Cons
- My date didn’t considered it a date
- My date had a girlfriend at the time
- Threw up in JFK the next morning
- My date didn’t considered it a date
- My date had a girlfriend at the time
- Threw up in JFK the next morning
“SPLIT THE CHECK”
Pros
- I was flattered he asked me on a real date
- Took my Nobu virginity
- We split the check
- He walked me home
- I was flattered he asked me on a real date
- Took my Nobu virginity
- We split the check
- He walked me home
Cons
- He talked about being my boyfriend immediately after
- He talked about being my boyfriend immediately after
“FULL HOUSE”
Pros
- My Dad was at the same restaurant
(this has happened more than once)
- My date didn’t eat
- I had the seafood tower
- My Dad was at the same restaurant
(this has happened more than once)
- My date didn’t eat
- I had the seafood tower
Cons
- I dropped my joint in a puddle on my way there
- He stared at me the whole time
- I dropped my joint in a puddle on my way there
- He stared at me the whole time
“HOLE IN TWO”
Pros
- It was a double date
- We got incredibly stoned beforehand
- Ate dinner at an old woman’s house after
- It was a double date
- We got incredibly stoned beforehand
- Ate dinner at an old woman’s house after
Cons
- My date didn’t consider it a date
- I am bad at golf
- My date didn’t consider it a date
- I am bad at golf
“AFTER HOURS”
Pros
- Drank two bottles of wine
- Got absolutely wasted (empty stomach)
- He ordered me a grilled cheese
- Great atmosphere
- Insisted on calling me a car 5+ times
- Drank two bottles of wine
- Got absolutely wasted (empty stomach)
- He ordered me a grilled cheese
- Great atmosphere
- Insisted on calling me a car 5+ times
Cons
- Conversation was a bit forced
- Conversation was a bit forced
“ARM CANDY”
Pros
- It was fun
- Left with his friend
- It was fun
- Left with his friend
Cons
- Took me to a day long event
- Kept introducing me as his girlfriend
- Bfa was in attendance
- Tried to have sex with me in exchange for our “date”
- Took me to a day long event
- Kept introducing me as his girlfriend
- Bfa was in attendance
- Tried to have sex with me in exchange for our “date”
“DIVE BAR”
Pros
- Bought me a drink
- Bought me a drink
Cons
- A dive bar is not a date
- This was a pit stop to sleeping with me
- A dive bar is not a date
- This was a pit stop to sleeping with me
“24 IN MAINE”
Pros
- Took me to a restaurant I liked
- Conversation was great
- Took me to a restaurant I liked
- Conversation was great
Cons
- Thought I was 24 years old (I was freshly 18)(let the record show he never explicitly asked!)
- Only likes “older women”
- Asked me to leave
- Thought I was 24 years old (I was freshly 18)(let the record show he never explicitly asked!)
- Only likes “older women”
- Asked me to leave
“PINCH ME”
Pros
- One dollar soup dumplings
- I walked home alone
- One dollar soup dumplings
- I walked home alone
Cons
- Drank too many margaritas
- Told me he had a girlfriend in LA
- Drank too many margaritas
- Told me he had a girlfriend in LA
“GREATEST SUCCESS”
Pros
- Took me to an Aphex Twin concert
- Took me to an Aphex Twin concert
Cons
“CHOW DOWN”
Pros
- Took my Mr.Chow virginity
- Held my hand in public
- We walked home in the rain together
- Started dating a few days later
- Took my Mr.Chow virginity
- Held my hand in public
- We walked home in the rain together
- Started dating a few days later
Cons
- I had no appetite
- I had no appetite
